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In
the beginning, before bandwidth, there was nothingness.
Out of that endless void God and His heavenly host created...messageboards,
and it was good. But the scientific, military and computer
angels Who dwelled in cyberspace were lonely, so They brought
forth Browser, and the Web was born. It, too, was good and
the children of the internet lived in peace and harmony
and were fruitful and multiplied, but God warned His people
not to eat of the forbidden fruit of commercialism. Alas,
they disobeyed and soon barbarians drove the children of
the internet out of Paradise. God, in His wrath, turned
away from His people and condemned them to wander in the
digital wilderness, but from time to time He will suddenly
appear in mailing lists, chat rooms and discussion forums
to remind us sinners that we could be saved if only we would
hearken unto Him.
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